Buckwheat is common to many people as a character from Little Rascals. Seriously, check out the actor Billie Thomas’s Wikipedia page – the guy won a National Defense Service Medal. We also know buckwheat as a popular flour product. I use it to make buckwheat crepes and galettes when I’m cooking. But everything comes from somewhere, and buckwheat flour starts out as buckwheat groats, pictured to the left. Buckwheat is super-high in fiber, manganese, magnesium, and protein; it is, therefore, good for you.
Like any seed, you sprout these little buggers using accepted techniques. Rinse your groats off, soak them overnight (8-12 hours), rinse again, and let them sit. Rinse every 8 hours for about the next day and a half. The groats are ready to be breakfast-ized when they’ve got little bitty white tails coming out the bottom.
Throw your groats in a bowl and add enough cinnamon or pre-mixed chai spice (or both) to the batch to change their hue from groat-colored to cinnamon-colored. This is not an exact science, so do it to your taste and depending on how big a batch of groats you have.
The next step is to throw in some agave syrup as a sweetener. You don’t need much, but mix it up all nice and moist. Throw your spiced, sweetened groats on a dehydrator sheet and let it ride. You’ll need to scrape up the groats every few hours – they’ll stick on account of the agave – and rearrange them for quicker drying.
Once they’re nice and un-wet, they can be enjoyed dry or with some kind of almond/soy/cashew/hemp/whathaveyou milk. BINGO BANGO BONGO GROAT POWER.
I recommend making an assload of these things and storing them in bulk. Awesome. Alternatively, you can skip the dehydrator and munch them down as-is. Try putting on southwest spices or something, too. You really can’t go wrong with GROATS.
Beautiful shot of buckwheat groats by awesome Flickr user Christaface.




The recipe goes something like this:
